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Blood In The Streets
02:59
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LOOD IN THE STREETS
Down in the sewers where the rats all drown
There’s something hiding in the alleys and the shadows
We come alive when the sun goes down
We’ve been to Hell and were never going back again!
For some the end is only the beginning
Too tough to die when you’re not among the living
I want my hands around a thousand throats
I won’t Let go till they all give up the ghost
Blood in the streets! Blood in the streets! X2
Blood in the streets like a river flows
Blood in the streets i wanna watch em choke!
Blood in the streets tonight!
It’s been too long since we’ve had our say.
Feel no remorse and watch the old guard pass away
(Cause) Death is cheap when everybody is a martyr.
Forget the past cause were never looking back again.
Blood in the streets a whole bunch of times.
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Kay - Em 1
02:24
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Is that a wig? Biosynthorganic skin?
Is that smile on your face made of gigabytes and megs?
Filled with guns and i'll bet she weighs a ton.
And i wonder if she's fun fully fun fun functional!
Kay - Em 1 - Are your nipples made of steel!
Kay - Em 1 - Is your pussy really real?
Kay - Em 1 - I keep thinking of your head giving head a synthetic imposter!
Research, try not to make it hurt!
It’s cybernetic bliss, program and watch her piss!
Fast twitch, fine-tune her with my fist, solder circuits till I jizz, make her sigh sigh scientist.
Kay - Em 1 - Are your nipples made of steel!
Kay - Em 1 - Is your pussy really real?
Kay - Em 1 - I keep thinking of your head giving head a synthetic imposter!
Kay - Em 1 - Will he know I had it Planned?
Kay- Em 1 - Will they know that it’s a scam?
Kay - Em 1 - Cause I know that it’s sham! it’s a sham! Please don’t sue me Ben Foster!
Here’s the bridge part
I don’t know what goes here
It doesn’t matter because
It’s about fucking robots
And that’s all you’ll ever remember
Kay - Em 1 - Are your nipples made of steel!
Kay - Em 1 - Is your pussy really real?
Kay - Em 1 - I keep thinking of your head giving head a synthetic imposter!
Kay - Em 1 - Will he know I had it Planned?
Kay- Em 1 - Will they know that it’s a scam?
Kay - Em 1 - Cause I know that it’s sham! it’s a sham! Please don’t sue me Ben Foster!
Kay - Em 1 X8
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Scene Police
02:21
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We’re the majority
Of the minority
In this counter culture, we are the authority.
We are the anarchists
we make the rules
We’re here to scrutinize, everything you do!
C- You have the right to remain
The quo, benign, mundane
And everything you say will be used,
In the inquisition likely to ensue!
Somebody call the scene police X4
Punk rock is unity
And we enforce it
We sanction only
safe-space mosh pits
And if you deviate or fail to fall in line
we excommunicate, condemn and crucify
C- You have the right to remain
The quo, benign, mundane
And everything you say will be used,
In the inquisition likely to ensue!
Somebody call the scene police X8
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J.J. Was A Headbanger
02:02
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She missed the prom and her sweet 16
Cause she was shreding to that Yingwae Malmsteen
Her friends all crimp their hair and paint their nails
her fingers bleedin’ from the pentatonic scales
She Thrashed til death now she’s bleeding from the head
And she hit the fuckin deck just like an anchor.
JJ was a headbanger - JJ WAS A HEADBANGER!
She’s, got the look and she knows the scene
Cause she’s been reading that hit parader magazine
Her friends all say she’s got a
face for MTV, but when they find poor J.J. she’ll need reconstructive surgery
She Thrashed til death now she’s bleeding from the head
And she’ dying in the belly of a tanker.
JJ was a headbanger - JJ WAS A HEADBANGER!
NOW SHE’S DEAD - J.J. Was a headbanger!
J.J. Was a Headbanger X3
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No matter what they say… It's still Crystal Lake to me.
Summers here and it's a teenage take over!
They tried to pull off extreme camp make over!
Bury all the bodies, bleach out the towels, but there still a couple hundred that they haven't found now.
You can call it forest green
camp blood or something in between
But that doesn't erase the history, call me Glenn Danzig ‘cause it ain't a mystery! Not to me!
C- It's still Crystal Lake, no matter - what they call it X3
It's still Crystal Lake, no matter what they call it in part 6
Wessux county wont be the same
No matter how many times they change the name.
A teen blood bath leaves a lasting mark So you better think twice when the weekend starts.
Rebrand, refute, and renovate.
But you can't build a business on a pile of graves.
You can try to keep the secrets and revise the past until it comes back to haunt you in a hockey mask
Hide and seek
C- It's still Crystal Lake, no matter - what they call it X3
It's still Crystal Lake, no matter what they call it in part 6
NA-Na-Na (bunch of times)
C- It's still Crystal Lake, no matter - what they call it X3
It's still Crystal Lake, no matter what they call it in part 6
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No Motivation
00:42
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Do you really need lyrics for this one?
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Dead Fuck
02:20
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He’s a dead fuck and he doesn’t know how to talk to girls or make the moan
He’s a dead fuck, he doesn’t even have a clue and if you ever got a girl he wouldn’t know what to do
Because even BJ Betty likes to get all hot and sweaty with the other party boys in the bleachers and the backseat
But Jimmy doesn’t have a chance because he took her to the dance and started shakin’ round to the music and the beat
Do, do, do, do, do, the Dead Fuck!
First you thrust your hands then you’ve got to move your feet!
Do, do, do, do, do, the Dead Fuck!
You turn yourself around then you’ve gotta repeat! Oh yeah!
He’s a dead fuck and he doesn’t know how to talk to girls or how to make them cum
He’s a dead fuck, he doesn’t even have a clue and if he ever got a girl he wouldn’t know what to do
‘Cause even Ted’s computer says that Jimmys such a loser and he’ll never get a chance for a handy in the hot sheets
And Jimmy doesn’t have a chance because he took her to the dance and started shakin’ round to the music and the beat
Do, do, do, do, do, the Dead Fuck!
First you thrust your hands then you’ve got to move your feet!
Do, do, do, do, do, the Dead Fuck!
You turn yourself around then you’ve gotta repeat! Oh yeah!
Do you, do you, do, do, do the dead fucking dance! X4
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Black Leather, cold steel
Blood in the gutter, I’m the king of the kill (Annihilator).
She said she’s never been afraid of the dark, until she stared into the eyes of a shark.
Torn screaming into the abyss
It doesn’t even matter if you’ve had your first kiss
The Red Ripper, and you’re in my sights
And even your virginity won’t save you tonight.
I’m fuckin razor sharp tonight
Switchblade plunged deep into your heart tonight, alright!
C- Red blooded American punk rock X2
Sheer panic and tears in her eyes
Her innocence is shattered With the thrust of a knife,
Forced entry, no escape, your journey through the darkness was your final mistake.
Left broken and dead in the sheets another helpless victim of a fatal disease
Play with fire and now you’re gonna learn
You want to see the devil then you’re gonna fucking burn
PC2- Like a fuckin’ hand grenade tonight.
Pull the pin and watch me explode between your thighs tonight, alright
C- Red blooded American punk rock X2
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Vera (I'm So Sorry)
03:17
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I wish I was here to wipe your tears away but that's not my task
So sorry, beautiful, I'm not the man you think
The man behind this mask
Man behind the mask
Deep down inside I know you're just like me
You'd choose another life.
But we both know that there’s no used to dream that I have
It’s best just close your eyes
PC - she’s from the wrong side of the tracks and now she’s never going back
Oh Vera, I’m so sorry.
I wish you had given him your heart
he's really not so bad
Then maybe it be somewhere else and safe and sound
Not broken and pleading, bleeding, crying dying, I'm so sorry vera.
You’re from the wrong side of the tracks
And now you’re never going back
Oh Vera, i’m so sorry.
I’m so sorry vera (500 times and fade out)
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Chili Is A Stoner
02:26
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Chuck’s got a limp dick, he’d have to use a roach clip, to keep himself erect and fuck his girlfriend on the road trip. Emasculation, instead of copulation, he’s smoked himself into a state of chemical castration - Oh no, Woah.
Chuck is a stoner - woah
chili is a stoner - woah
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, tonight.
Chili has a dead clit, her pussy’s like a tar pit, it smalls just like a skunk and has more resin then a bong hit.
Sterilization results from inhalation
Her uterus has left her for a permanent vacation
Chili is a stoner - Woah
Chuck is a stoner - Woah
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, and he’s too fucked up to bone her.
Bridge:
Pachouli oil stains
Because they rarely bathe
They’re both infested with lice
Oh what a waste of space
They’re always in a daze
There’s so much more they can do with their lives, but -
Chuck is a stoner, chili is a stoner and he’s too fucked up to bone her now!
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Crystal Lake, 1979
The final straw is just about to break
So don’t be remiss be remiss just keep in mind
The tragedy in 1958
Traumatized, in shock, there's no escape!
Run for your life and say a prayer, tonight! YOU’LL NEED IT!
You should have never have reopened that camp!
YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE REOPENED, REOPENED THAT CAMP!
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3D's Got Ramones Jeans
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“Punk rock is thin”, said cliffy Huntington
So we gave us several tips and showed us how we could fit in
“Just pay your dues and change your shoes“
“ and if Johnny wouldn’t do it then neither should you“
So we loaded up the van and we headed to the mall, ‘cause 3D’s gotta make a big change
3D got Ramones jeans today!
Punks not a fashion, just be yourself
But 3D look like MC Hammer when it got below the belt
But now he’s cool, just like Dee Dee
‘Cause he traded in his Jncos for 4505 C’s
So let’s all salute with a Bitchin power stance! ‘Cause 3D got a brand new pair of pants - I DID! I DID! I DID!
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Mark's Legs Don't Work
02:23
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Marks legs won't work
A motorcycle accident left mark an invalid
the doctors say He'll never walk again
His optimistic attitude has made him quite the special dude
he always keeps a palsy! he’s so cool!
His penis isn't broken
Oh my God!
He’s so well spoken!
And he's got a nice selection of handheld computer games
His stunning smile!
His preppy style!
Intelligent and full of wit!
he's everything and girls been waiting for - THERES JUST ONE THING
C- Marks legs don't work anymore.
Marks spinal cord was severed but he took it like a champ and loaded up his bags for summer camp
His optimistic attitude has made him quite a special dude
He always keeps a palsy, he’s so cool
His penis isn't broken
Oh my God!
He’s so well spoken!
And he's got a nice selection of handheld computer games
His stunning smile!
His preppy style!
Intelligent and full of wit!
he's everything and girls been waiting for - THERES JUST ONE THING
C - Marks legs don’t work anymore
He met a girl at the camp
It’s just too bad that they can’t dance
A girl that wants him around
Even if he spends his whole life sitting down
His penis isn't broken
Oh my God!
He’s so well spoken!
And he's got a nice selection of handheld computer games
His stunning smile!
His preppy style!
Intelligent and full of wit!
he's everything and girls been waiting for - THERES JUST ONE THING
Marks at the bottom of the stairs
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Mother always said that money doesn't grow on trees
It's so hard to find employment when you’re labeled special needs
I was caught in a dilemma, you would've done the same
spent all of my money at the record store but still can't get a date
Then I jacked off to Dee Dee Ramone!
I jacked off the Dee Dee Ramone!
Necessity is the mother of masturbation when you're broke and all alone.
I’m not a filthy pervert, I was simply in a jam
Had been spying at the girls out skinny-dipping at the camp.
Kinda Sordo from a distance, he's got a sexy shape.
Plus I Took a sharpie marker and I blackened out his face
Then I jacked off to Dee Dee Ramone!
I jacked off the Dee Dee Ramone!
Necessity is the mother of masturbation when you're broke and all alone.
Had a nudie mag that I traded away, for Rocket to Russia and Half Way to Sanity.
You call me creepy, I’m an equal opportunist.
Can we all admit right now that Dee Dee was the cutest! JACK IT OFF!
I jacked off to, I jacked off to you, I jacked off to - Dee Dee Ramone
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