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Chili Is A Stoner

from Blood In The Streets by the Jasons

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Best Jason V lyrics ever!

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Chuck’s got a limp dick, he’d have to use a roach clip, to keep himself erect and fuck his girlfriend on the road trip. Emasculation, instead of copulation, he’s smoked himself into a state of chemical castration - Oh no, Woah.

Chuck is a stoner - woah
chili is a stoner - woah
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, tonight.

Chili has a dead clit, her pussy’s like a tar pit, it smalls just like a skunk and has more resin then a bong hit.
Sterilization results from inhalation
Her uterus has left her for a permanent vacation

Chili is a stoner - Woah
Chuck is a stoner - Woah
And he’s too fucked up to bone her, and he’s too fucked up to bone her.

Bridge:
Pachouli oil stains
Because they rarely bathe
They’re both infested with lice
Oh what a waste of space
They’re always in a daze
There’s so much more they can do with their lives, but -

Chuck is a stoner, chili is a stoner and he’s too fucked up to bone her now!

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from Blood In The Streets, released May 3, 2019

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